Wednesday, May 18, 2011

You Know You're In Indonesia When...

I know many of you will probably never make it to Indonesia in your lifetime. Since I know this is the case for many of my readers, I would like to give you a taste of the intricacies of life in this country. Brace yourself...you may be in for a real surprise.
  • Indonesia embraces 5 main religions, however it is a predominantly Muslim country.

  • A mosque's call to prayer is 4-5 times a day, you're lucky if you live far enough away to not get woken by one.

  • Christian communities are not allowed to build their own churches, they must be use an already vacant space.

  • Rupiah is the currency used in this country. Despite the falling of the US dollar, 10,000 rupiah is equivalent to $1.20.

  • There is no such thing as joint bank accounts.

  • The cost of living is significantly lower here, and yet you hear complaints about things being too expensive.

  • When Indonesia was colonized by the Dutch for 300 years, the traffic yielded as it does in the States. However when the British came in for a meager 15 years, traffic flowed in the opposite direction and has continued to stay that way.

  • There are no regulations on car emissions.

  • Ojeks (motorcycle taxis which can squish up to a family of 5) and Ancauts (public minivans which can crush up to 25 people inside) are the main source of public transport.

  • Driving on the shoulder is perfectly acceptable.

  • If the police pull you over, you are left with no choice than to bribe them.

  • When a car accident happens, the bigger car is always at fault no matter what the circumstance.

  • No one gets out of the way of ambulances because typically they only transport dead people.

  • Fruits, vegetables, drinks, and dollar store-like trinkets are sold at every major intersection.

  • Monkeys dancing with broken doll faces is normal street entertainment.

  • For every and any job, there is a uniform. There is no such thing as free-dress.

  • Drivers, Maids, Gardeners, and Nannies play a vital role in most families.

  • Squatee potties and spray hoses are common for most public bathroom: no tissue provided.

  • Tap water is not sanitary, you must either boil it or get a water dispenser.

  • The only hot water provided is for the shower.

  • Despite the fact that you may live alone, there are usually dozens of geckos running across the floor, walls, and ceilings at any given time.

  • It is not uncommon to have a snake, scorpion, or cockroach sneak in under the doorways during a rainstorm.

  • Rain comes down nearly every day.

  • There are 2 seasons in Indonesia: Rainy and Dry. The rainy season provides a steady rain for endless hours every day, the dry season provides a once over heavy rain every few days.

  • Bogor (the next town over) is the Lightning STRIKE-DOWN capital of the world.

  • Doctors offices open at 4pm and close at 9pm, rather than in the morning.

  • Rice is served for all meals of the day.

  • Milk comes in 2 forms: non-refrigerated (which tastes like breast milk) and refrigerated (western 2% milk).

  • Pork is considered unclean to Muslims so most stores do not sell it, most maids will not cook with it.

  • If you find a hair in your food, simply just pull it out and continue eating. There is no complaining or returning of food.

  • There are forks and spoons, but no knives.

  • Many desserts contain cubed jelly.

  • Sausage and most preserved meat is orange.

  • Piracy in entertainment is a huge money maker, you are more likely to find a pirated dvd than a legal one. It's hard to tell the difference when watching them.

  • Spa treatment is not a luxury, it is a necessity. You would think so too if most every means of being pampered was under 8 dollars.

  • 90% of Indonesia's population resides in Jakarta and the island of Bali.

  • The number 4 is an unlucky number. Most buildings are no taller than 3 stories, and if they are, they simply skip over any number that contains the number 4. For instance if you see floor 39 the following floor will be 50.

  • Never trust a hairdresser. You say one inch, they cut four (or more).

  • Staring and pointing at white people is something that most everyone does. You might even find yourself doing it too when you see a white person. (If you're like me, you get territorial - forgetting that you too are white - when you see other white people.)

  • Being white is movie star status, prepare yourself for engaging in countless picture.

  • Racism is very much alive amongst the distinct classes of Indonesians.

  • The sun rises at 6 a.m. and sets at 6 p.m.

  • An average daily temperature is 85 - 90 degrees.

  • After spending 3+ months in Indonesian's tropical climate, your blood is thinned out. If the temperature falls below 80 degrees, you will probably end up breaking out long sleeved shirts and sweatshirts.

  • Bahasa Indonesia is the easiest language to learn. There are almost no grammar rules and everything is phonetic.

  • Basic Bahasa Indonesian skills are helpful, but if all else fails - hand motions communicate most everything else.
I hope you've gained a whole new education about Indonesia. It took me several months to accumulate this list. I'm sure after spending another year here, the list will grow.

Until next time...

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